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Use Google if you don't get it. I only suggest this as, due to my own innocent and pure nature, I had to. |
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Never watch a zombie movie right before making love to your girlfriend in a vat of green jello and cinnamon gummi bears, because you will have flashbacks, or at least get cinnamon burns on your ass cheeks. |
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True story. Can't say which part I played in this, but the cough drops still worked. My cough went away when I got hepatitis. |
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This happened in real life too, except both sides of the conversation were done by me.
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The last time I played pinochle this exact conversation went on, except I was holding my parasol and he was holding a full house. |
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